i'm trying to cut down: "johnny was a rocker"

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

Time to start thinking about those new year resolutions...

If you're anything like me, you're probably feeling a little off after all the holiday excitement. You probably ate too much, drank way too many, and over indulged in pretty well everything else too. Let's face it, you look and feel like shit! Well take some friendly advice and get some rest, cook yourself a nice meal, and for heaven's sake take a shower because you stink!

i'm trying to cut down: "we watched a rocco video" & "uncle creepy"

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd
taken from "A Christmas Comic"

i'm trying to cut down: "porno is okay"

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

i'm trying to cut down: "blind drunk"

Hopefully this is how you spent Christmas. If not, there is always New Years!

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

All I want for christmas is...

The holidays are over (already) and it's back to the grind stone here at Judy Lewd. Thank God it's Thursday...

written and illustrated by Judy Lewd

Yak Yak Yak

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

i'm trying to cut down: "all our cooks"

writen by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

Eva's got Rabies but Rabies doesn't have her.

Just look what my very well endowed boyfriend got our puppy Eva for Christmas!

Rabies and Mange...what a lucky lucky girl.

And guess what? You can get your friends all sorts of diseases for any occasion from GIANTmicrobes. Just imagine your mom's face when she realizes you got her AIDS for her birthday!

Happy holidays or at the very least have a nice Tuesday!

The good Dr's Krynski sent this card to us last year. It truly was a ninja Xmas.

Hope your day is all magical and shit, as long as that's the way you want it to be. If not, Marie says you can eat "cake".

I made this card a long time ago. Can you guess where I copied the panel from??

i'm trying to cut down: "i know i'm walking"

writen by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

more contact info or everything you ever wanted to know about Judy but you were afraid, very afraid

On Dec 22, 2007 12:03 AM, Mark Cooke wrote:

I was going to call you monday and I was looking in my address book and couldn't find your new phone number or address. What's up with that? Besides the fact that I would love to talk with you and see how life is treating you and as I have something to mail to you. (don't worry it's not Christmas bullshit) So yah, get off your ass and send me an e-mail for a change, and include all the pertinent info I need. Love you lots Mark

i'm trying to cut down: "you'r server will be with you" & "little did they know"

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

taken from "a Christmas comic"

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My reply:

OK OK, what info do I think you would need?

Let's see:

I wear size 8.5 in ladies and 6.5 in men's shoes.
My phone number hasn't changed since the last house.

I don't have cell yet/still/will probably never have one.
Send me a letter damn it!
Things are pretty awesome right now. I love living here. I just let a friend throw her birthday party here Saturday and I am still trying to recover from it. I threw a cake in her face and she THANKED me afterward. I mean what happened???? It made me think of your friends party where they caked me back, and your party where I was ASKED TO LEAVE so that I wouldn't throw the cake at you AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA OMG what the fuck is wrong with me??????

I feel weird sometimes lately, like I am getting old, but not much. I still have a blast and there seems to be people even older than me everywhere.

The whole "artist" thing doesn't seem to be WORKING as in, it doesn't pay at all, but I still do it because it feels good and it is fun and I feel like I am obligated to do it too, like it's what I am here for.

And you?

I hope you are doing something artistic, at the very least cocaine with other artists OK?
I miss you as always. I love you and all that other stuff as well.


Anyways. That's the important stuff.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Judy Lewd

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

RIP - Fenris

Our dog died earlier this year. It made me think about all those cowboy's gettin the blues so bad when it happens to them.

Maybe I should write a sad song about it.

i'm trying to cut down: "new flavour of toilet paper"

"i'm trying to cut down" was a project that ran close to two years.

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

Although the beer was usually shit, I would do almost anything to go back to that life style...Too bad Serena got knocked up (just kidding, I love kids!).