when you say it's going to happen now, when exactly do you mean?

2008-06-25T14:10:00.001-07:00

I am going on vacation this afternoon and will be gone for a couple weeks.

Try to stay out of trouble while I am gone and don't miss me too much!

xoxoxox Judy

A fairytale project: and there he kept her very well

2008-06-25T14:05:00.000-07:00

Illustrated by Judy Lewd

it's an idea someday, in my tears, my dreams...

2008-06-22T11:00:00.000-07:00

A fairytale project: the dish had a really nice body, and the spoon was more of a cuddle actually

2008-06-22T10:53:00.000-07:00

Illustrated by Judy Lewd

mindless but not heartless

2008-06-22T10:50:00.000-07:00

if words are confessions then i am very very sorry

2008-06-21T11:44:00.000-07:00

none but ourselves can free our minds

2008-06-21T11:07:00.000-07:00

although i am a firm believer of a little LSD from time to time. oh yeah, and sex with clowns.

Written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Serena Wells and Judy Lewd

i stood very still by the window sill

2008-06-21T11:02:00.000-07:00

A fairytale project: something about ventolin being a dog's best friend

2008-06-21T10:58:00.000-07:00

Illustrated by Judy Lewd

any love is good love

2008-06-20T22:59:00.000-07:00

two up two down will never meet

2008-06-20T22:47:00.000-07:00

now i wanna be your dog

2008-06-20T22:25:00.000-07:00

untitled comic by Judy Lewd

there is a time and place for everything

2008-06-20T19:19:00.000-07:00

Bryce has an eye for couch vs. basement

2008-06-20T19:10:00.000-07:00

photo by Bryce Krynski

different strokes for different folks

2008-06-19T20:04:00.000-07:00

maybe it's just the heat...

2008-06-19T08:16:00.000-07:00

what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

2008-06-15T09:06:00.000-07:00

i just wanted to share with you that at this moment my visitor counter is at 666...

a letter from Dr. Krynski

2008-06-14T10:35:00.000-07:00

...where would i panhandle? karma isn't instant anymore....kids today just dont have the foresight to invest in the future. siiiiiggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh: good thing technology has advanced since the speak and spell. oh wait: not really.

w-r-o-n-g : wrong!!!!!!!!

but then again, all vietnam movies are good. or at least the one's without charlie sheen. or was it emilio estevez? wasn't he married to paula abdul at one point in time? is he still alive even?

i feel like watching young guns and smoking 'bon jovi' cigarettes...the ones for kids. nothing goes better with yer morning cigarette than 80's power ballads. and a hangover. i recently drank a bit too much tequila and started to get fresh with chico...and i thought it might be a good idea to start the slapping game. but it wasn't....evidently, i was instrukted to take off my ring since it was getting a bit rough and then i feel asleep immediately after removing said ring- but this was all news to me.

i kinda blacked out and i woke up and i had no clothes on and my ring wasn't on my finger and i had to phone and find out why - it was embarassing for real, yo......

I have so many sketchbooks that I am too shy to show anyone...

2008-06-14T10:04:00.000-07:00

i don't want to "work" anymore

2008-06-13T15:25:00.000-07:00

or 100 questions you should ask yourself for fun;

1.Why don't I have a garden, it's not hard is it?
2. Why do I enjoy shopping so much?
3. What the fuck was that dream about anyway?
4. When was the last time I called my (insert closest relative's name here)?
5. Do I really enjoy paying to go to a bar and blowing all of my money on booze in hopes that I might get attention/laid?
6. What WILL I be doing in 5 years?
7. What's the point of hating other people, judging them, or envying them for that matter?
8. What ever happened to that old box of memento's that I stored away?
9. Is there any thing I can do to improve my neighbourhood? Even pick up the occasional piece of garbage?
10. Would you rather I stroked your cock or your ego?
11. Why do I hate myself so much and does this have anything to do with question #3?
12. What is an "education" anyway?
13. Why haven't I tried to make my own clothing?
14. How can I support myself without working for somebody else?
15. Why do I watch T.V.?
16. Could I go a week or even a few days without spending money?
17. Why does the majority of the world buy everything brand new?
18. Where does the city put all the garbage?
19. Do I REALLY want to have children?
20. Do I really need to be religious to be happy?
21. Is money really that important or could I live without it?
22. Why do I pay someone else to cook for me when it's so expensive, the service sucks shit, and the food tastes mediocre?
23. Could I get by without a car?
24. Why haven't I learned to knit?
25. Why don't I just apologize to that person if I feel so bad about it?
26. Why am I destroying myself?
27. How do you preserve food?
28. Would I be prepared if I didn't have luxuries like power, water, and heat?
29. What would be the first thing I would do in a disaster provided I wasn't that badly injured?
30. Seriously, why don't I take a first aid course?
31. Would it be that hard to learn an instrament?
32. Why am I smoking?
33. Do I litter?
34. Could I grow even a few of my own vegetables or fruits where I live?
35. Could I be more helpful and caring to the people around me, worry about them more and what's happening all over the world less?
36. Am I really responsible enough to get that pet?
37. What really happens to my food before I buy it from the store?
38. Why are sales people so snotty, and just about any customer service person a total pain to deal with? Is it because customer service is a totally bunk business and that they are miserable from dealing with other peoples wants and needs all day? Where's their wants and needs? Huh?
39. Why haven't I taken LSD, even once, even with people that I trusted and at least one sober person on the off chance anything went wrong?
40. Do I really need another plastic bag? Couldn't I just bring one from the pile that is in my house?
41. Could I make my own tooth paste?
42. Could I make my own beer?
43. Could I make my own wine?
44. Could I grow herbs in my window?
45. Why am I killing this bug, couldn't I just catch it or even better, get someone else to catch it and let it go?
46. Would it kill me to plant a few trees in my life time? Or even a few dozen somehow?
47. Where exactly IS the money that I put to charity going?
48. Should pot really be illegal? Even just to grow it for your own use?
49. Why are cigarettes still sold (even if I do smoke) if EVERYONE and their fucking dog knows how fucking bad they are?
50. Hmmmmmmm, why IS gas getting SO expensive, could it be running out or something? Is this going to happen in MY life time?
51. How hard would it be to keep a couple of chickens, a cow, some solar panels, some fresh water system, and grow food for myself? How much would I actually NEED to get things that I can't make myself and do I really need most of them?
52. How DO golf courses keep allllllllllllllllllllll that grass totally watered and healthy even though it is in direct sunlight alllllll day long? How much water do they use in a week, a month, a season even?
53. Is having an extreme stance on something really so necessary?
54. Do I really want to live in the city? Do I have a choice?
55. Wait, why AM I marrying this person, especially when now, with the wedding so close, I don't really know if it is what I want? Could they be feeling this way too? What would happen if I stopped reading this and went and asked them right now?
56. Do I gossip?
57. Am I a total asshole?
58. Could I spend more time with my kids?
59. Am I donating to charity so that I feel better about myself, or is my charity really making "the world a better place? Could I help someone in my every day life somehow instead? Isn't that just as important?
60. What is in this thing I am about to eat?
61. Shouldn't I adopt an animal from a shelter or rescue society instead of a pet shop?
62. UGH! When was the last time I read a book!?
63. What have I become in the last couple years?
64. Am I happy? Is there a way to be happy?
65. Am I doing this to make money or because I love it?
66. Do my actions hurt others?
67. Do I really care if others have different opinions or lifestyles than me?
68. What else, besides that persons skin, do you hate?
69. Do gay people really make me all that uncomfortable or is it because I have never explored my own sexuality? Is it possible for me to even kiss (on the lips!!) a member of the same sex?
70. What is right? What is wrong?? Am I really the best judge?
71. Is there ANY hobby that interests me? Why haven't I tried it?
72. What makes me want/have to choose if I "like" a person or not?
73. When I am walking slowly down the street side by side with one or more friends how IS the person behind me going to pass?
74. Could I help my neighbour/s?
75. Besides shopping, what are holidays really about anymore?
76. How can I make less garbage?
77. What was the last thing I put in my mouth?
78. Is this safe?
79. Do I need help? Where can I get it? Someone has got to know...all I have to do is swallow my pride and ask.
80. Should I see a Dr. about this?
81. Could I learn another language?
82. Is the amount of exercise I get enough?
83. Do I really spend TOO MUCH time on the computer?
84. Can I do this myself?
85. Did I brush my teeth today?
86. Do I really need to sacrifice a tree during the holidays?
87. When was the last time I was out in a natural setting, away from civilization for awhile?
88. When am I going to start writing that book/filming that movie/taking those photos/painting/drawing?
89. How white does my bread/rice/wife/clothing/life need to be?
90. Am I paranoid? Is that such a bad thing?
91. If we are not using it for researching cures, where do all the placentae go?
92. Am I a bad person?
93. If we know we can't change the past, then why waste the time feeling guilty?
94. Why, if so historically accurate, are all their teeth straight and bleached?
95. Does Judy REALLY love me, or is it all LIES?
96. Paper or plastic?
97. How much food do I waste?
98. If each of these three children is hiding something in one of their hands, what on Earth could it be (personally I am going to go with a hacksaw, a switchblade, and a revolver)?

99. Are politics real like professional wrestling or fake like Jesus?
100. If it is MY time, then why is it so full of your fucking ads?

Gallery 10 - as requested

2008-06-02T13:22:00.001-07:00

whistling...

2008-06-02T12:32:00.000-07:00

how i spend my time

2008-06-02T12:27:00.000-07:00

Gallery 9

2008-05-21T19:55:00.000-07:00

time to go back to work, at my real job...

2008-05-20T08:06:00.000-07:00