talk

for you

from a solo zine "joke life" that is still on the production line

v day and/or depression is just a good reason to get busy

well it's that time again, time for all the lonely people out there to feel even worse about the fact that they haven't yet found that special someone. this is probably why i sold over five hundred dollars worth of anal toys and blow up dolls to sullen looking men in the first two hours of being open today.

sound familiar? well don't go slitting your wrists just yet, instead, why not pour all those rejected and unwanted feelings into something you can share with the rest of the world? you know, really make them feel guilty about enjoying themselves while you sit alone in a corner and cry your eyes out. in case you're not following, i'm talking about making a zine dummy.

wait... what? you don't know what a zine is (jeez no wonder you're so lonely)? well then you really need to check out this little tutorial that was made just for people like you.... and guess what? it's a video so you don't even need to know how to read!

so grab some paper, scissors, and other zine making materials and get to work already (make sure you send me some pictures jack ass).

here's hoping your new found hobby will bring you as much happiness as a bitchy (and expensive!) self obsessed girlfriend, an aloof uncaring bastard of a husband, a box of over priced chocolates, mass produced greeting cards, or ugly dust-collecting plush animals.

xoxoxo
judy

from "joke life" a solo zine that is having some production problems... hopefully it will be available soon, if i can iron out a few of the wrinkles

there ain't no cure

illustrated by Judy Lewd

This picture is going to appear in upcoming zine "fiend". Check it out.

back in black

Okay okay, I know I haven't posted in a super long time...

I am going to refrain from indulging in apology after apology followed by a long explanation of me trying to justify why I haven't been maintaining my blog. I will warn you instead that I have a short attention span and I am useless when it comes to doing the same thing for a long period of time. Although this makes for an interesting life, it mostly results in many unfinished projects.

Speaking of projects (and just to prove how much I love you), here are some drawings that are going to be in the first issue of "/me hates you more", a new zine I am working on.

Enjoy,

XOXOXO Judy

no one cares

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

taken from "A Christmas Comic"

i'm trying to cut down: "we watched a rocco video" & "uncle creepy"

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd
taken from "A Christmas Comic"

more contact info or everything you ever wanted to know about Judy but you were afraid, very afraid

On Dec 22, 2007 12:03 AM, Mark Cooke wrote:

I was going to call you monday and I was looking in my address book and couldn't find your new phone number or address. What's up with that? Besides the fact that I would love to talk with you and see how life is treating you and as I have something to mail to you. (don't worry it's not Christmas bullshit) So yah, get off your ass and send me an e-mail for a change, and include all the pertinent info I need. Love you lots Mark

i'm trying to cut down: "you'r server will be with you" & "little did they know"

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd

taken from "a Christmas comic"

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My reply:

OK OK, what info do I think you would need?

Let's see:

I wear size 8.5 in ladies and 6.5 in men's shoes.
My phone number hasn't changed since the last house.

I don't have cell yet/still/will probably never have one.
Send me a letter damn it!
Things are pretty awesome right now. I love living here. I just let a friend throw her birthday party here Saturday and I am still trying to recover from it. I threw a cake in her face and she THANKED me afterward. I mean what happened???? It made me think of your friends party where they caked me back, and your party where I was ASKED TO LEAVE so that I wouldn't throw the cake at you AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA OMG what the fuck is wrong with me??????

I feel weird sometimes lately, like I am getting old, but not much. I still have a blast and there seems to be people even older than me everywhere.

The whole "artist" thing doesn't seem to be WORKING as in, it doesn't pay at all, but I still do it because it feels good and it is fun and I feel like I am obligated to do it too, like it's what I am here for.

And you?

I hope you are doing something artistic, at the very least cocaine with other artists OK?
I miss you as always. I love you and all that other stuff as well.


Anyways. That's the important stuff.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Judy Lewd

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd