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i'm trying to cut down: "porno is okay"

written by Serena Wells, illustrated by Judy Lewd
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Gypsy said...

this reminds me of a story my friend told me, which he called 'better living through pornography'.
he'd been on & off w/ this girl, and during one of the on times she spent the night when he had to get up early for work the next day.
and this was fine.
they fucked before bed and they fucked when his alarm woke them both up and that was fine too. he told her to go nuts in his absence, never imagining that she would take him literally; there was food in the fridge, computer, internet access, cable t.v., ps2, etc.
what ended up happening was this: the girl slept a couple more hours before rising. she had a shower and made coffee. she watched a little bit of much more music. then, feeling bored and restless, she went onto the boy's computer searching for pornography, for evidence of his lecherous and deceitful nature - which of course she eventually found. what probably surprised her was the nature of the stash, which for the protection of my friend i'm unable to disclose full details. suffice it to say that it was not illegal, yet neither was it vanilla.
the girl was horrified. she tore his room to pieces. she emailed choice exhibits from his collection to herself and posted them up as a blog for her friends to mock and ridicule. in short, she did everything in her power to make the boy regret his pornography, but really, he confided in me, what he regretted was the girl.
the porn never gave him nearly as much trouble.

October 26, 2008 at 12:19 AM

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